It may not be the trendy opinion of the day, but most of our members will privately acknowledge that, on the whole, children are little bastards. When you turn up to do your party or entertainment, you can guarantee that at least one of these little ****s will try to disrupt everything you do. How do we deal with this? Not like Mr Krumbles of Woking who was recently jailed for repeatedly rabbit-punching a 7 year-old before being pulled off by two dads and a caretaker.* Our FOCCE ‘Red Mist’ anger management pack provides you with a pamphlet on breathing techniques, 20 fags, an aromatherapy candle and a cushion with a child’s face on it to punch.
*His defence that “the child was looking at my willy” did not stand up in court and Mr Krumbles was placed on the Child Offenders Register and given an 18 month sentence for ABH.